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HENRY FORD: - "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian"...

TAGS: history repeats
Rating: 4.83/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 7:55 am
That Jew hating bastage got a few things right.


My Contribution To Tree-Hugging, Vegetarian Liberals -

history does repeat itself -

TAGS: history repeats itself
Rating: 4.6/5

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Curlyrocks - January 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
Most of the Lakota gave up their guns and they didn't end up having to be carted off in box cars, oh but they where massacred so.... carry on.



IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Passing bills without reading them and then writing bills after passing them shows why we cannot trust politicians.....

THE NAVY SEALS - Removed one threat to America. Its up to American Voters to remove the other.

Supreme Court Tyranny -

great pretender -

Obama: Dhimmi-in-Chief -

Stupid Socialist Sanders -

GOVERNMENT VS THE PEOPLE - "When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson

so I had a little time last night -

TAGS: got creative
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - February 7, 2017, 1:19 am
Just caught that Super Bowl catch again on youtube. Was easily one of the greatest games ever. Put aside what you think about Manning and his lows. He delivered. That game made America great again. ON that note,got my weekly fix. Good night, God bless all
BlackIsBeautiful - August 21, 2016, 7:42 pm
Regardless of where you stand, everyone has to admit this is funny.

"APRIL 21 - 1934 CARTOON PREDICTS OUR FUTURE " - "A picture is worth a thousand words"

2021 -

TAGS: forget history repeat the past
Rating: 2.57/5

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RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 7:46 pm
Reminiscent of a Chuck Heston reel. Soylent Green anyone?
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 8:37 pm
That figures.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:17 pm
I laughed

The Old Indian Sheepdog -

INTERNET LIBERALS - Please show our internet liberal haters some respect. They only lash out at you because they know you are better than them.

TAGS: great being right and conservative
Rating: 4.43/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:37 am
Now I can relate. A keeper. Putting this on my wall as a reminder to, Just say NO

21.1% UNEMPLOYMENT FOR RECENT GRADUATES - I guess if there's no work to drive to, then that'll make you a safer driver.

HEY MICHELLE - If you can't stop this bozo from pigging out and smoking good luck working your magic on me.


Warmist Insanity: Climate Change Is Causing Child Marriage -

WHY CAN'T HE JUST EAT WAFFLES? - Let Him Eat Waffles We'll Eat Cake

THE GREAT SOCIETY - Poverty Pimp Democrats keeping people poor and as enslaved voters since 1964

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID - But you sure as heck can vote it out! Like this poster child who bankrupted Fannie and Freddie and caused the whole global financial meltdown.

GUN CONTROL ACTIVISTS: - Who would have thought in the early 1940's, just 3 years after taking guns away from citizens that Germany would be rounding up Catholics and Jews and other ethnics to "cleanse" their society.

Hillary Chastised For Lying About Another Video!! -

TAGS: hillary clinton liar untrustworthy hildabeat rotten klinton traitor treacherous killary benghazi butcher libya failure duplicitous backstabbing chris stevens tyrone woods glen doherty sean smith
Rating: 5/5

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calron - December 21, 2015, 5:53 pm
Remember those that speak out against Islamic extremism are the biggest cause of Muslims killing others. 0-o

HONOR AND SERVICE - Obviously not a community agitator!

If You Ever Feel Stupid... -

JIM TURNER - North Carolina Election official, brags about voting for Obama 5 different times! Democrats- they know they have to cheat to win!

CHRIS HANSEN - Host of "To Catch a Predator" gets caught cheating in his wife. PRICELESS


Eat the Rich -

HEY OBAMA.... - How much did you want for your seat again?

Educate yourself -

TAGS: eat the rich
Rating: 5/5

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JohnGalt - November 19, 2016, 8:10 pm
LOL. Thank goodness we don't have to see her face as POTUS
Cyberhagen - November 19, 2016, 7:53 pm
Oh Christ, I'm going to have nightmares from this picture!

Liberal Logic: Killing Babies Is Good, Killing Terrorists Is Bad -


MEDICAL MALPRACTICE DEATHS - are 9 times higher than gun homicides. By Liberal logic, we should be getting rid of doctors too!

HISTORY - Repeats

TAGS: re repeat dodd frank cra
Rating: 4.5/5

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Rudedog - February 13, 2013, 9:37 pm
So true, but the American public still buys into this idiocracy.


PETA Insanity -


THE FUTURE - often repeats the past....

CALLING DR. OBAMA - I mean Dr. Death

NICHELLE ANTIONETTE - Let the peasants eat cake


VOTER ID IS DISCRIMINATORY - And yet F.L.O.T.U.S. requires a photo ID for a book signing! I guess book signings are more important than voting! PRICELESS HYPOCRISY

THE 1970'S - It had it's own artificially created crisis ...

LIBERALS CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF ANDREW BREITBART - If he were a convicted murderer on death row, they would be begging for his life to be spared.

JUDICIAL WATCH SUES UNCLE SAM - To find out just exactly how much Michelle Obama's expensive vacations really cost the US taxpayers.

THE DEMOCRATIC SOLUTION - Death and Debt (not to worry though- the dead can still vote for us!)


CINC - "Carsalesman in Chief" Come on down to Crazy Obama's where our crooked deals and our socialism are INSANE!!!


MARK TWAIN - "Suppose You Were An Idiot, And Suppose You Were A Member Of Congress; But I Repeat Myself."

OBAMA DIDNT KILL OSAMA - Just Like Charles Manson Didnt Kill Sharon Tate, Leno Or Rosemary LaBianca.

JONAS SALK - The man who cured polio chose not to make any money doing so. Definitely not a capitalist.

SWEATSHOPS - Slavery didn't go away, it just turned into this thing called "slave wages."



Hillary Clinton 2016 -

Shakedown Artist Sharpton -

TAGS: al sharpton shakedown artist racebaiter ambulance chaser race pimp fraud thug tax dodger cheat nan tawana brawley crown heights nypd nyc obama democrats progressives naacp
Rating: 5/5

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Zeitguy - January 1, 2015, 9:56 pm
Sometimes Vik makes a valid point. But in no way does validation for this regurgitated point of view validate this diatribe.


IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Somethings wrong with the system when welfare recipients in California can spend welfare debit cards at exotic hotels in Hawaii and 5 star hotel casinos in Vegas. Where do we sign up??

Crazy Commiefornia Environmentalists -

TAGS: liberal logic california delta smelt epa democrat created dust bowl san joaquin valley nancy pelosi barbara boxer governor moonbeam jerry brown radical environmentalists
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2015, 7:27 pm

The boss is just trying some stuff out.
rebeccaolsen - April 22, 2015, 12:24 pm
It is just me or does everything look different than before? Makeover? Did politifake get a facelift?

Bernie's New Deal For America -

Thank You, Dear Leader -

Bernie Supporters -

LIBERLISM - Spreading lies is one of their core values.

THE LIBERALS ARE COMING !!! - Hold on to our exceptional values, stand up against those who want to suppress your individual rights !

OBAMA BEAT DOWN BY ALLEN WEST - Allen West states Obama should dust off his Nobel Peace Prize and return it for all the military ventures he has advanced in his administration!

MILITARY DEATHS UNDER OBAMA - Just in case you missed the daily media death counts under Bush.

TAGS: obama deaths aghanistan media silence
Rating: 3.67/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 12:41 am
Since we have all these new technologies and don't use bayonets anymore... Why so many deaths under the d**** in chief?
JGalt - October 5, 2012, 6:34 am
his way to drop the unemployment rate a bit?
GrouchoMarxist - October 5, 2012, 1:57 am
GrouchoMarxist - October 5, 2012, 1:56 am
Obama's rules of emgagement did exactly what we said they would.. He tripled the death count in 3 years...
romneyisatool - October 5, 2012, 1:55 am
Nice dancing there. Where did you get that tutu? If you keep spinning like that, you might get sick. Here... another tissue.
GrouchoMarxist - October 5, 2012, 1:53 am
I don't need wit to to defend my poster... You on the other hand behave like bam bam did last night while Mitt delivered a b**** slap on him...
romneyisatool - October 5, 2012, 1:51 am
TRANSLATION(teabaggedGROUCHO): I'm nothing witty to say. Too pissed off.
romneyisatool - October 5, 2012, 1:50 am
Need a tissue? You should've keep using your sleeve like that
GrouchoMarxist - October 5, 2012, 1:42 am
Sucks having to admit bam bam is a dismal failure.
romneyisatool - October 5, 2012, 1:36 am
P.S. Need a tissue? I'm almost out. You've been crying all night.
romneyisatool - October 5, 2012, 1:35 am
TRANSLATION(Grouch**EABAGGED): Was writing this to my mom, accidentally pushed the send b***on and wrote this here. HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
romneyisatool - October 5, 2012, 1:34 am
TRANSLATION: I'm a terrible liar.
GrouchoMarxist - October 5, 2012, 1:33 am
You need a platter for your a**?
GrouchoMarxist - October 5, 2012, 1:32 am
romneyisatool - October 5, 2012, 1:27 am
Hey, teabagged... sorry to embarass you like that on the forums. Need a tissue? LOL
romneyisatool - October 5, 2012, 1:27 am
Hey, teabagger... need a tissue?
GrouchoMarxist - October 5, 2012, 1:24 am
Where did empty stool go?
GrouchoMarxist - October 5, 2012, 1:24 am
Where did empty stool go?
GrouchoMarxist - October 4, 2012, 9:38 pm
GrouchoMarxist - October 4, 2012, 8:35 pm
Where did all the libs go????? Did you morons learn how to link to web sites? Use Google? Figure out that babababa bamster is a failure?
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 10:24 pm
What about Reids Budget?
crankyhead - October 3, 2012, 10:20 pm
What's apparent to me is that Romney himself, doesn't even understand the math of the Ryan budget.
crankyhead - October 3, 2012, 10:14 pm
Watching the debate on tv Groucho.
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 9:07 pm
Where did you run off too crankypants? Did you lose your a** some where?
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 8:24 pm
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 8:24 pm
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 8:21 pm
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 8:14 pm
It was already posted... Nice dance step...
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 8:14 pm
crankyhead - October 3, 2012, 7:46 pm
Yeah, keep dancing Groucho.
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 6:54 pm
Gosh... Could it be all of you morons watch MSNBC? Certainly they gave daily body counts like they did under Bush... I can't believe you well informed liberals are so stupid.
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 6:53 pm
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 6:51 pm
Maybe you should google it...
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 6:51 pm
Poser FAIL... Afghanistan
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 6:32 pm

Good point cranky.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 6:29 pm

My argument was with the wording of the comment. I hate Bush, but its still unfair to call him a murderer.
crankyhead - October 3, 2012, 6:28 pm
Groucho, any chance you've got the numbers on how many Afghani nationals died during those same time periods?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 6:27 pm

I would a**ume not, I also don't believe that Obama would have been so quick to start said war. But I certainly wouldn't get my facts from a politifake poster. From either side.
romneyisatool - October 3, 2012, 6:18 pm
I too think 'murdered' is also not accurate. But, I'm curious, Moooooo, do you think that more soldiers died under Obama than under Bush? Interesting how you quietly ignored that other point.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 5:59 pm

They weren't "murdered" they were soldiers in a war. And I'm pretty sure that GWB didn't fire any sh**s.
fauxnews - October 3, 2012, 5:39 pm
POSTER FAIL: There was more Military Deaths Under Bush... you purposely forgot the 3000 and more soldiers murdered in Iraq by Bush. Nice try, teabagged.

LAME DUCK AND EATING CROW - It's what's for dinner!!!

From community agitator -

BUDGET IMPASSE - For some it is an inconvience, for others it may mean the difference between life and death

Stupid Things Liberals Say -




HISTORY - Repeats... ad nauseum

GERARD DEPARDIEU - renounces French citizenship because he's tired of paying 85% or his income as taxes. Welcome to socialism.



HISTORY - repeats itself


I AM THE 99.9% -

UPSET? - Because you voted for hope and change and all you got was a hammer and sickle? Voting matters. Change Obama's address in 2013!

69% OF AMERICAN CASUALTIES - in 39 months of Obama. You didn't hear this from the MSM, But they did report he killed Osama.

I'M CURIOUS - I wonder how many of these capitalism-hating protestors use iPhones, wear designer sneakers or glasses and drink Starbucks coffee and blog on their Sony computers?

OWS: EAT THE RICH - Isn't Lady Gaga already one of the rich?

THE TSA - We can't make your flight any safer But we can make it more surreal.

TAGS: tsa airlines security theater
Rating: 4.43/5

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PapaFox - February 24, 2013, 10:50 am
Those dimwits confiscated a child's scissors from my daughter's backpack. How utterly friggin' useless...

" STEVE FORBES RIPS OBAMANOMICS AS ‘DEFINITION OF INSANITY’ - Repeating failed policies in the hopes that somehow they will become successful.


TAGS: great
Rating: 4.33/5

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'Lincoln is my favorite president.' -Obama -

TAGS: obama crisis creator
Rating: 4.17/5

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OTC - July 12, 2014, 5:41 pm
There you go, change native people to TEA party people
Curlyrocks - July 12, 2014, 11:34 am
He also rounded up native people and the ones that where not executed where all packed on trains and sent away, to make room for immigrants.

HORSE MEAT - its for dinner, thanks Obama

Typical liberals -

TAGS: twisted liberal use a comment by limbaugh to create an ad
Rating: 4/5

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JGalt - January 10, 2014, 6:22 am
speaking of aka, hows it going cranky?
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 11:30 pm
Wow,defensive about being called out on being "defensive." And with every slip up, you dig yourself a little deeper and become more "defensive". Because that's how innocent folk act ..lololololol.. Librarian? Uh, leave comedy to the professionals, Arnnatz
OTC - January 9, 2014, 11:14 pm
Defensive? I'm trying to figure out your loonacy, but whatever, your remarks expose you as a liberal, yet you claim to be a libertarian. Maybe you think that is your day job title, a librarian?
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 8:44 pm
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 8:42 pm
That you keep reacting, ever so defensively, about this Arnnatz/OTC is also another dead giveaway. Because that's what innocent people do when "falsely accused", right? They make emotional point by point reb***als? Right? Nah, they ignore. Guilt, much?lol
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 8:40 pm
So, again, your fav part *drum roll* TRANSLATION(OTC/Arnnatz/Liberals/STool/bruce741): "Thanks for changing your argument." = IM PROJECTING..P-isses me off he got me 'again.' Quick,think of witty insult. Cant.Oh,just scapegoat liberals(another Arnnatzism)
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 8:37 pm
Nah, another lie, OTC/STool. You and I both know I never said you created your acct after anything. I pointed out you posted a knee-jerk anti-Cranky attack on our forum mere moments AFTER you, Arnnatz, and your other soon-to-be outed sock did the same.
OTC - January 9, 2014, 5:52 pm
Thanks for changing your argument, its another known liberal tactic. You went from just "AFTER" to being "parked". Now go save a glacier from man-made global warming
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 5:00 pm
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 4:56 pm
TRANSLATION(OTC/Arnnatz/Liberals/STool/bruce741): You're right, you did answer the question, logic with proof as usual, known rational tactic. P-isses me off. Quick, think of witty insult. Cant.Oh, just scapegoat liberals(another thing I do as Arnnatz do)
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 4:51 pm
...So thanx for conveniently ignoring the other 8 and 9 other MORE compelling 'points' I made, which only adds another reason to doubt you (funny because you just accidentally added to it another reason to doubt you). So, yes, ROFLMMFAO2POHAIPM X-D
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 4:46 pm
So, again, OTC/Arnnatz...thanks for your latest slip up..I will add it to your tab. Or as it is better known, how a messed up sociopathic mind deals with guilt when trying to get away with something..through missteps & unconscious Dostoevskian confession
OTC - January 9, 2014, 4:45 pm
You're right, you did answer the question, slander without proof as usual, known liberal tactic. Now go hug a tree.
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 4:43 pm
But, enough of your useless redherring: It's not normal to lurk all that time & then only about 6-10 posts later you're attacking Cranky in an obsessive manner in a back2back post after Arnnatz and his outed sock acct "Liberals" did so w/o missing a beat.
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 4:41 pm
Nah, I know it was a parked acct. I dont blame you Arnnatz for not needing that acct till later...So yes. ROLFCOPTER
OTC - January 9, 2014, 4:33 pm
My acct went live in 2010 and you are pointing to a post made in 2012 as evidence? Rofl!
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 3:31 pm
So,again: Way to start your New Year,mate! In any case,OCD,resolve to working on your single digit IQ. You have to be smarter to get away w/ this.You're fooling no one,the least of all,you.Must be lonely without STool & your socks. In any case,Cheers! X-D
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 3:28 pm
http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9231&p=130219#p130219 So, yeah OTC/Arnnatz, to quote you "thanks for playing", mate. But I'd rather quote me, funnier.. TRANSLATION(OTC/Arnnatz/Liberals/STool/bruce741):"Thanks for playing"= PROJECTING
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 3:25 pm
..So COINCIDENCE(your bad timing) + COINCIDENCE(your Cranky obsession) + COINCIDENCE(your "vag" slipup..that you talk like him) + COINCIDENCE (posting back2back Cranky attacks under Arnnatz and his other soon-to-be-exposed accts) = One 2 many coincidences
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 3:22 pm
..and that'd only be a wild coincidence instead of an impossible one had you not posted your Arnnatz-like cranky attack only mere hours AFTER Arnnatz and his sock acct Liberals posted theirs back2back ones..BEFORE "Liberals" was IP traced & outed. Doh!
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 3:16 pm
*yawn* P.S. And thanx for (to quote you mate) "avoiding the question"...lolol...Clearly we are speaking of Arnnatz/Liberals/STool/bruce741 obsession with Cranky. Not more than a few posts AFTER your OTC acct went live you went after him in Arnnatz mode...
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 3:08 pm
TRANSLATION:(OTC/Arnnatz): "That is a far stretch" = wishful thinking... ARNNATZ LOGIC: Nothing says guilty more than my redherrings & insecure kneejerk liberal-like defensiveness over petty points. Gotta work on that...and falling for such easy bait. X-D
OTC - January 9, 2014, 12:34 pm
That is a far stretch. Pointing out the point was missed is an attack? Seems liberals were attacking Bush for high gas prices, yet a democrat prez isn't responsible? Thanks for playing.
fauxnews - January 4, 2014, 3:02 pm
Way to start your New Year, mate. In any case, OCD, resolve to working on your single digit IQ. You have to be smarter to get away with this. You are fooling no one,the least of all, you. Must be lonely without Fox and now STool. In any case, Cheers! X-D
fauxnews - January 4, 2014, 2:56 pm
Or for another example,Ahem: http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9231&p=130219#p130219 Funny,how not more than a few posts in after you joined, you're attacking Cranky,right under Arnnatz and under his OTHER exposed sock acct "Liberals."
fauxnews - January 4, 2014, 2:54 pm
Guess for a fail troll, not having your socks to talk to must be maddening... but it never fails to amuse me when you slip up and expose yourself. Must be from the loneliness. Never said fail trolls are smart. X-D...(continued)
fauxnews - January 4, 2014, 2:48 pm
TRANSLATION(OTC/Arnnatz's last living sock):Me forgets the only people to EVER use the word "vag" on politifake was Arnnatz aka StonedFool,both banned for similar reasons.But speaking of vags, pretending Im NOT 'ARENTiNUTZ' does make me a p-ussycat. Meow?
fauxnews - January 4, 2014, 2:41 pm
Curly...who says I haven't done that mate? lol..The best part of being in the middle is you can go to both conventions, hang out with both ladies, then brag about it over a good pint. X-D
OTC - January 4, 2014, 1:04 pm
Curly, me thinks faux wishes I had a vag
fauxnews - January 3, 2014, 6:33 pm
Translation (OTC): All I ever say is 'Blah blah blah Blarnnatz' X-D
OTC - January 3, 2014, 6:21 pm
All I hear is Charlie Brown's teacher 'Wa wah wa wah wah waaa'
fauxnews - January 3, 2014, 2:59 pm
arnnatz logic: like some little kid, cries to his mommy and complains "He hit me back!" yet doesn't see the problem with that. X-D
OTC - January 3, 2014, 12:23 pm
Wasn't talking to him but he feels the need to retaliate? Copulation didn't get edited, so it was a good choice, sorry you had to look up the meaning before commenting
Curlyrocks - January 2, 2014, 9:08 pm
faux you need to calm down, come with me to the next Dem convention we'll pick up some barebacke'n s**ts and maybe you can calm down enough to comment on the posters people make rather than the makers.
fauxnews - January 2, 2014, 6:09 pm
arnnatz logic: Using million dollar words like "copulation" makes lame attempts at trolling and harassing/scapegoating liberals look less like trolling and harassment/scapegoating..not to mention a thinly veiled attempt at dressing up a old worn sock. X-D
OTC - January 2, 2014, 12:37 pm
If you forget to take your free government copulation protection, you'll be able to use your free government healthcare, so your covered either way.
Curlyrocks - December 30, 2013, 9:46 pm
Wow..... I hope those are those AIDS pills that don't exist. This chick doesn't even know his name and she already plans to bareback it with him. To hell with the bar I'm picking up at the next Dem convention

THE MORMON VS. THE MORON - I'll Take The Mormon

TAGS: obama mormon moron creator destroyer
Rating: 4/5

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JGalt - October 21, 2012, 8:12 pm
GrouchoMarxist - October 21, 2012, 3:10 pm
Great stuff
KALKAM - October 21, 2012, 1:05 pm

THE NANNY STATE - Just a few more regulations away from Nirvana.......and destitution!

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY - The party of bureaucracy, death panels and foodstamps

"Intelligent" Design -